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10.06.2025 13:03
Loons and Moons
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Samsung may soon open One UI 8 beta program for Galaxy S22 - SamMobile
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
‘Amazing Worlds of Science Fiction and Science Fact’ Review: An Education in Exoplanets - WSJ
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
Where should Jac Caglianone hit in the Royals order? - Royals Review
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
What are the most extreme examples of hypocrisy?
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
This Everyday Interest Could Reduce Your Risk of Alzheimer’s - SciTechDaily
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
How do I maintain and care for granite countertops in a coastal climate like Pompano Beach?
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
Study shows that early humans climbed trees and worked with stone - Earth.com
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How the Indiana Pacers Spun Style Into Substance - The Ringer
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...